Squeegurs was going to moon with Dinosaur and chinese lady landlord. Chinese lady landlord and Squeegurs, inspired by Dinosaur's long feedback segment decided they wanted their own episodes based on their previous lives. The problem is that chinese lady landlord is a 5,000 year old witch doctor and having a flashback episode of her life would kill your eyes if you so chose to read even one sentence of it due to, not only it's preceding length haunting your mind, but it's poor choice of sentence structure and vocabulary choices. If you're really interested in chinese lady landlord's actual life story you can read her very famous autobiography; "The Diary of Anne Frank."
Squeegurs decided that after hearing Chinese lady landlord's first sentence of her poorly sentence structured story that she would throw her out of the spaceship if she kept talking. Because of this threat, Chinese lady landlord shut up and Squeegurs forgot what they were talking about in the first place.
They stared at each other for a very long time... wondering what would happen next...
... then they all blew up and died.
THE END.
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