The End of Days

Well, it's the end of my required blog writing time for my college class. I hope you all learned a lot from this blog.... Over 3,000 unique foods, over 90,043 film reviews, and the epic 300 episode Squeegurs series all comes to an end now.... Or maybe they don't. I don't know, maybe you'll see the writings of food, film, or Squeegurs, (Probably not Squeegurs cause she's dead... unless they fall into a black hole or something ;) ) again someday.

What I learned was that you; the person reading this post right now, don't actually exist. I highly doubt anyone read this blog so basically this is for my teacher, (Hi Mandalyn) and I to look at. Mostly me cause I can actually make some sense out of these writings. I'll look back at this blog over time to cherish the moments I was optimistic about my writing without having someone over my back changing my vision, which as you can read here, really isn't worth a lot anyway.

If you do for some reason stumble on these stories... I'm sorry... I so, so sorry...........

Squeegurs - Episode 6 Attack of the Lawnmowers of Sexual Desire: The Sequel to Avatar.

Squeegurs was going to moon with Dinosaur and chinese lady landlord. Chinese lady landlord and Squeegurs, inspired by Dinosaur's long feedback segment decided they wanted their own episodes based on their previous lives. The problem is that chinese lady landlord is a 5,000 year old witch doctor and having a flashback episode of her life would kill your eyes if you so chose to read even one sentence of it due to, not only it's preceding length haunting your mind, but it's poor choice of sentence structure and vocabulary choices. If you're really interested in chinese lady landlord's actual life story you can read her very famous autobiography; "The Diary of Anne Frank."

Squeegurs decided that after hearing Chinese lady landlord's first sentence of her poorly sentence structured story that she would throw her out of the spaceship if she kept talking. Because of this threat, Chinese lady landlord shut up and Squeegurs forgot what they were talking about in the first place.

They stared at each other for a very long time... wondering what would happen next...

... then they all blew up and died.

THE END.