Sqeegurs 5 - The Land of Things

The land was the most incredible thing Dinosaur had ever laid his eyes on... it was incredible... things. Everywhere. Things. Dinosaur looked over at one thing, and BAM! Some other thing blocked his vision. That thing was also awesome, but not as awesome as that giant ass thing behind him... Basically it was a big freakin' land of things.

It wasn't too long before Dinosaur decided to explore the land; eventually the Major of Things flew out of a giant thing in the sky to greet him. He came to dinosaur because he looked strong.. you see... the land of things was in trouble... they were midst in a war with some things from across the river and their way of life was being challenged since the other things wanted to change their ways of going on leisurely strolls. The other things weren't a big fan of leisurely strolls so they wanted to make them illegal; thus the war for leisurely strolls began. The Major wanted Dinosaur to beat the living crap out of the other things... and save their leisurely stroll loving arses.

Dinosaur looked around, at all the awesome things... he saw things that were new, some that were familiar... Those familiar things though.... reminding him of his past... The wild Nazis that raised him.... the woman... the woman he loved... the one he couldn't save...

He had to help the land of things, if anything to reconcile the problems in his past. Dinosaur took a brave step forward....accidentally stepping on some thing that made all the things instantly light on fire.... roll around on the ground, and explode.

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The tears flew from Dinosaurs eyes... he had to hide them from Squeegurs and Chinese Lady Landlord. They were going to the moon on his new adventure... this time... for The Land of Things, the wild Nazis that raised him, and the woman.... he would not fail....