Squeegurs Episode 2: Attack of the Flying Pork Clocks

Twas a beautiful day in the future that Squeegurs was confronted by Chinese Lady Landlord to pay the rent... Squeegurs didn't have the money. The world was sad. Chinese Lady yelled. Pink and yellow sausages fell from the ceiling. My mountain was born. Recked into a pile. Crying from the fountain. Death reigning close. Saddle back ponies on a sesame seed bun. In other words Squeegurs didn't have the money, so she made a deal with Chinese Lady Landlord.

Squeegurs, being a secret agent spy for the Mcdonalds corporation, had to make a trip to the moon in order to intercept a secret package from the martians. The job was a high-paying adventure filled with moon treasure and high-risk poker games. The idea was to bring Chinese Lady Landlord along so she could receive the money for her monthly rent... maybe even more. Chinese Lady Landlord agreed to come along, since her husband Russian Male Bartender was going with some friends to Las Vegas and she needed something to do. Her hobby of collecting pink and yellow shoes couldn't fill her appetite for adventure, as she already had all the pairs that were being sold on Ebay.

Suddenly Squeegurs friend Dinosaur burst into the apartment. He too was set to travel to the moon after returning from The Land of Things; the world Dinosaur tried to save... he was sweating... He slowly sat down on a chair by a television set and drank his magical Earl Grey Tea... Dinosaur had the result of his adventure to the Land of Things... Did Dinosaur save the world of things in time for the trip to the moon with Squeegurs?! Find out.... NEXT WEEK!!!!